1) Bill Popp & The Tapes will always have an upcoming gig
2) Someone, somewhere, will point out that Robert Horry looks like Will Smith
3) ESPN anchors will continue to reference Tom Hanks’ “there’s no crying in baseball” line (though if you’ve watched Kaz Ishii pitch, you’ld beg to differ).
4) J.D. Drew will not play a full season.