ESPN’s charisma-deficient Chris Mortensen is reporting that New England Patriots offensive coordinator Charlie Weis has accepted Notre Dame’s offer of a 6 year contract to become the school’s head football coach.
Weis, perhaps the only white man in the United States to have not turned the job down this past week (well, other than George O’Leary or Gerry Faust), is expected to stay with the Patriots through however far they progress in the playoffs.
Hey asshole. Have you noticed that “the only white man in the United States to have not turned the job down this past week” is on his way to his third Super Bowl. You must be (a) a USC fan, (b) a Michigan fan or (pitiful you) (c) a Boston College fan.
Be prepared to have your face rubbed in shit by all the Notre Dame fans that are ready for some payback.
Word of advice – when answering a classified ad seeking “platonic friends” for “hiking, handball and frisbee”, sending a picture really isn’t necessary. And in such a case, a face pic would’ve more than sufficed ; I have no idea what sort of contraption your penis was trapped in, but please take solace in the fact that microsurgery has come a long, long way.
Walt, you obviously spend a lot of time reading this site, so I probably don’t need to explain to a (Dusty) Rhodes Scholar like yourself that I’m not only well aware that Weis’ Patriots are a win away from the Super Bowl, but I take nothing but pleasure in watching them get there.
For the record, I’m neither a USC fan, a Michigan fan _or_ a B.C. fan. One need not be a partisan supporter of any football factory to recognize that the Notre Dame job was kinda like being the Democratic V.P. nominee in ’72 ; many were asked, few answered.
But seriously, no hard feelings. If you’re ever around this way, the Lucky Charms are on me!