Once upon a time, PG Kenny Anderson had to cope with the upkeep on 8 luxury cars and justify an $120G annual “hanging out” budget in the midst of an NBA lockout. With another work stoppage looming in the distance, the Association’s new breed of thrifty players — best typified by the Clippers’ Chris Kamen — would do well to make modest investments in cultural artifacts that appreciate in value, much like the Keith Morris Throbblehead shown above. Having previously introduced similar collectibles in the likenesses of Tesco Vee, the late Wendy O. Williams and The Bard Of Hookset, NH, Aggronautix brings us the first-ever inaction figure in tribute to the former Black Flag/Circle Jerks (and currently Off!) vocalist.