Sacha Baron Cohen, eat his dust. The “Embedded NBA Correspondent”, hotly debated at Free Darko.
(free swag is very good for Juwan)
Sacha Baron Cohen, eat his dust. The “Embedded NBA Correspondent”, hotly debated at Free Darko.
(free swag is very good for Juwan)
I’ll never be a journalism professor, but if I had to tell someone how to write a lede, it’d be by writing this Elie-authored sentence at the beginning of every single article:
“For years, Lawrence Funderburke has been an outspoken advocate for the Jewish State and its people.”
I also like him getting bullied by Rodney White, thusly: “You… You with that old Family ties vest on…your buttons look like cookies… you have a pink shirt with a silver tie…” Tough luck for Rodney with the NBA, but there might be work touring as an opening act for Bruce Bruce or something.
re: Yatzpan – Is it considered a good thing to be known as “The Tonight Show of Israel?”
Seckbach is great for the Jews. He is just one more in a long line of funny Hebrews.
I’m personally fed up with these funny hebrew stereotypes. Why aren’t more unfunny jews represented in the media? I’m certainly doing my part.
Who is Elie Seckbach? Right now, he’s about the most entertaining NBA reporter out there. This is from SI.COM
a line like “Sacha Baron Cohen, eat his dust” should make it pretty clear that I have no quarrel with Mr. Seckbach.
I don’t know if he’s good for the Jews, but he’s great for Juwan.
This Elie has great stuff. ESPN should pick him up