Since he’s supposedly leaving Arkansas of his own volition, I’m robbbed of the chance to use the long-awaited headline “Nutt Sacked”. At least one observer is already predicting Houston Nutt will be one of the top candidates to replace Dennis Franchione in College Station, though I’ll guess right now that no matter where Nutt ends up, he’ll never again have to contend with parents lobbying his AD for increased playing time for their kids. Or gratuitous use of Dave Mustaine’s photo on little-read blogs, either.

There might be interest in his playing text-pest with lady humans who aren’t his wife, however.