Nyjer Please informs us that WFAN are claiming recently acquired Astros 3B Miguel Tejada and MIA 2B Chuck Knoblauch (above) are both implicated in The Mitchell Report.

As if the above report isn’t gonna have children across the country tearfully setting their Knoblauch posters ablaze, how’s this for shocking?  The New York Times’ Jack Curry has successfully linked Long Island Ducks skipper Dave LaPointe to Kirk Radomski. Well, sort of.