…and I’d like to congratulate The Warrior for not letting a little speed-bump in the form of his reality show with emo-saps Asking Alexandria get in the of opening his own university. This is no mere motivational guru sideline, it would appear to be the sort of virtual institution where all non-bombastic expression has received the death penalty.
Does the fucking curriculum at Warrior U cover shoving your face in the fucking camera and giving such a fucking emphatic pitch that you get fucking winded half way fucking through?
Also, can I attend Warrior etiquette and communications 101?