CSTB’s no. 1 literary influence, sexual libertine Todd Jones (above) has signed a two year deal with the Detroit Tigers.

Atlanta has sent reliever Danny Kolb back to the Brewers in exchange for P Wes Obermuller.

The Red Sox have completed a swap of backup C Doug Mirabelli for 2B Mark Loretta. There’s no truth to the rumor that Mirabelli will still be allowed to catch Tim Wakefield every 5 days.