• video of Kobayashi’s arrest http://youtu.be/OPkZgJPaTc4 #
  • “Anti-semitic, Dumbo-eared, legless, shit-voiced bum” appearing at Fenway! http://bit.ly/9Hj1se #
  • Gary’s comments re : inattentive fans are against the backdrop of a mostly empty DC ballpark. #
  • SNY’s Cohen claims most “fans” at Citi weren’t paying attn when Wright was beaned by Cain last year. Too busy tweeting about tv stuff? #
  • AP reporting Kobayshi arrested for attempted stage invatsion at Coney Island gluttony fest. http://bit.ly/9KX7wK #
  • great stunt/recruitment by CHI ad agency courting LeBron. Would’ve been funnier if the Nikes were the wrong size. http://yhoo.it/9jgho2 #
  • Alberto Gonzalez just robbed Francoeur of an RBI single. Shitty attorney general, capable SS. #
  • 2-run triple off the RF wall for Jason Bay, Mets 2, Nats 0, top of the first. Acres of empty seats for the day after Strasmas. #
  • Cohen also correctly points out the Padres have the NL’s best record, mostly because of brilliant relief. Heath Bell, fucked over. #
  • Gary Cohen : “Joey Votto might be the MVP in the NL. How does Ryan Howard make the All-Star team ahead of Joey Votto?” #
  • Hardly. RT @meechone: Is it really that unheard of for a manager to pick his own player over someone else who deserves it? #
  • i’m done mocking the Knicks for “consolation prizes”. Clippers sequed from LeBron sitdown to wooing Mike Miller. #
  • Dibble’s recommendations for Nats P Craig Stammen : “ATTACK MODE”, “BE CONVICTED”, “CONSERVE ENERGY”. How is it Rob’s not a pitching coach? #
  • for teams looking to clear additional cap room, ‘Sheed’s contract has serious trade value http://bit.ly/bRGG2F #
  • Wright makes the NL All-Star team for the 5th time (4th as a starter). where’s Pelfrey (10-2, 2.93)? #
  • RT @clarencethomas Adolescent revelry & public indecency continue to sully this most somber holiday. Americans everywhere should be ashamed. #
  • Simple Circuit, Carousel Lounge, Sat. night. Not shown : Edmund, Brock Lesnar, Lou Brock, Brock Linehan http://tweetphoto.com/30697832 #

  • dept. duh : so I’m joking about Brian Bruney and the Mets signed him YESTERDAY. http://bit.ly/dcKsYB #
  • David O’Leary, supposedly taking a job in Dubai. Ted Nolan thinks it’s about time O’Leary was hired somewhere. #
  • espn crawl says Dirk’s staying in Dallas (4 years). Apologies to whoever actuallly broke the story #
  • all japes aside, apparently K-Rod took full blame for a crap performance. Wagner,Franco on the phone offering various excuses for future use #
  • at least he’s working it out…during games that count? RT @Ledger_NYMets: Warthen says there is a mechanical flaw in K-Rod’s delivery, #
  • Youkilis just dented the Sports Authority sign over the monster, 2 run HR, Red Sox 6, O’s 1, last of the 5th #