• Ramirez : I didn’t get Fredi fired. Loria : Stop calling me names! http://bit.ly/9GCNAe #
  • if you’re not enjoying Queen Latifah on the BET Awards tonight, just be thankful Lance Armstrong had a scheduling conflict #
  • That was fast. RT @mlbtraderumors: Astros Designate Josh Banks For Assignment http://bit.ly/a0pEXr #mlb #
  • RT @ESPNNewYork: Jenrry Mejia suffers stiffness in right shouler http://es.pn/93fvYa #

  • Upton v. Longoria ; “squashed” is how the bickering teammates describe it http://bit.ly/94TTnN #
  • at least one contradiction to the James/Bosh-to-Chicago story. This guy says Bosh’s is bound for Miami http://bit.ly/9mcuM2 #
  • RT @Brooklynmutt: Hernandez stuck in the 80’s referenced “The Unknown Comic”, called Citi Shea and told viewers: “Don’t touch that dial” #
  • RT @alanhahn: Source says Amar’e will wait to hear from the Knicks on July 1 but would be interested in a meeting and reuniting with MDA. #
  • ESPN NY’s Ian O’Connor reports Jerry Colangelo wants to jump in Rod Thorn’s grave. or something like that http://es.pn/bsQx6Z #
  • surely this was the Times’ story? RT @ESPNChicago Report: LeBron James to join Chris Bosh with Chicago Bulls, NBA executive says #
  • RE : Cliff Lee trade. What’s Lee’s motive to negotiate a long term pact prior to a trade? He’ll be worth sick money in Nov. #
  • Tevez clearly offside, bizarre scenes from Johannesburg. Referees confer, delay match, do zilch to address Mexico’s complaint. #
  • Tevez header, 25th min, #ARG 1, #MEX 0, #worldcup #
  • ha ha RT @AmazinAvenue: TRAID DAVID WRONG! #
  • Mejia’s not even 21 years old! RT @gregpomes: Mejia is another overrated #Mets prospect, they need to get something out of him now. #
  • much tweet outrage sat. from Seattle fans wondering why the Mets wouldn’t offer more for Lee. yet Lee’s free in Oct. http://bit.ly/aPSfnh #
  • 2-run HR to left, Jeff Francoeur. He’s a genius! #
  • Don Baylor wonders why he can’t get a job interview. Racism , retread-phobia or the 627-689 record? http://bit.ly/cajBOy #
  • people say Francoeur’s ugly and has a low baseball IQ, but i stick up for him. He’s not that ugly. #
  • I say this with all due respect ; Jeff Francoeur, you’re a fuckin’ moron #
  • seconded RT @colinseiler: I am listening to Klinsmann describe how to build a national team and still wish the USSF had hired him. #
  • twins hail the maturity, professionalism of Carl Pavano. Joe Torre, unavailable for comment http://bit.ly/9QTcxr #
  • re : “Knight & Day” / SC commercials. No one on earth looks more uptight doing comedy than Tom Cruise. #

  • Olympia WA/PPM’s terrific Gun Outfit are returning to Austin on Thurs (@BeerlandTexas)
  • Metsblog on Beltran’s 2nd rehab appearance for St. Lucie (FCL) http://bit.ly/9OKoLi #
  • #GER 4, #ENG 1 (FT). Embarrassing stuff from England ; possible #GER v #ARG QF down the line #
  • hate to echo Lalas in any way , but if #USA fans are naive re: their side’s place in the global pecking order, what can you say about #eng #
  • come on, Germany….you know you want revenge for THIS http://youtu.be/fZWE4thApfE #
  • Mueller scores his 2nd after Gareth Barry decided to take the rest of the match off #ger 4, #eng 1 #worldcup #
  • It’s Mueller Time (67th min), #ger 3, #eng 1, #worldcup England defenders, eager to make Lampard’s disallowed goal a non-issue #
  • @MikeVacc calls England “the Buffalo of sports nations”. guess he missed the 2009 Ashes #
  • Buffalo Sabres fans don’t wanna hear about FIFA follies http://youtu.be/4_URO6cwLbM #
  • plethora of blown calls during WC2010 ; more or less egregious than big NBA/MLB/NFL gaffes? Don Denkinger, not picking up the phone #
  • nice shot of Mick Jagger signing a HT autograph for some guy who says “i’m a huge fan, mr. johansen” #worldcup #
  • Joey Crawford, Eric Gregg, Ed Hochuli, don koharski, all bummed they’ve been left out of the negative comparison-spree #worldcup #
  • the ever original @MikeVacc, reluctant to drop the name Jim Joyce, says soccer refs are “like watching Country Joe West in shorts”. #
  • and a moment later, Frank Lampard is denied an equalizer that seems to have crossed the line… #Ger 2, #eng 1 #worldcup #
  • Matthew Upson header off a feed from Gerrard puts England back in hunt (37th min), #Ger 2, #eng 1, #worldcup #
  • Podolski, on James’ right, leaves england keeper helpless (32nd min). #Ger 2, @eng 0 this could get uglier #worldcup #
  • NYT’s Schmidt profiles a pair of bomb-sniffing dogs at Giants Stadium. No word on their PED use. http://nyti.ms/ak3zXI #
  • Miroslav Klose has no trouble w/ David James (22nd min) , #ger 1, #eng 0 #worldcup #
  • i came up with one good reason to continue Strasburg-to-the-ASG talk ; IT’S MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS TIRED SHIT http://bit.ly/dmympX #
  • Fleshlights, shirtless (well, Jeremy and Max, anyway), Franklin Ave, Sat night/Sunday morning http://tweetphoto.com/29438678 #
  • Brooklyn’s Nude Beach, Franklin Ave Austin, Sat night http://tweetphoto.com/29438557 #
  • Rayon Beach, Franklin Ave, Sat night http://tweetphoto.com/29438483 #
  • orig. Kinks bassist, Pete Quaife, RIP http://bit.ly/avOOtq #
  • Harsh 70’s Reality tonight in Oakland ; A’s in gold unis, Pirates w/ pillbox hats. #
  • enuff! He’s ready! RT @Rotoworld_BB: C. Beltran -CF-NYM: Beltran goes 3-for-4 with two RBI in rehab http://tinyurl.com/bzczuh #
  • Piittsburgh is giving away Pirates ice cream bowls on July 2. how’s this for weird — there appears to be no sponsor on the bowl #
  • Cyborg v. Finney ; the ladies’ MMA equiv. of Ali v. Wepner. ok, i’m exaggerating. But not by much #
  • from the 90th minute on, Landon Donovan’s Saturday took a turn for the (much) worse http://alturl.com/qppt #
  • Herschel Walker, introduced as “1-0”, is ringside for Fedor v Werdum. I am very hopeful he got his ticket for free. #
  • “looking for Dodger Dogs” is a euphemism for looking for group sex. RE http://bit.ly/b41EzM #
  • Lasorda on Reggie Jax : “he’s about as funny as bloody nose”. I’d have said, “Steve Howe with a bloody nose” #
  • Lasorda’s accomplished the impossible today . He’s made me want to hear more of Joe Buck http://bit.ly/dkPUN9 #
  • @charles_star my sincere apologies. didn’t know you used twitter to facilitate human interaction. I shall try to learn from this. in reply to charles_star #
  • thank you, Tommy Lasorda and Reggie Jackson for showing Ray Knight and Rob Dibble how to act on TV. #
  • @kristinirene if that’s where Razor learned how to wave guys in (who are dead meat), I need to see it. in reply to kristinirene #
  • @kristinirene nope. i’ve walked through the newish AutoZone park downtown. would prefer to see the old place in reply to kristinirene #
  • McCarver : “there is no one lonelier in this ballpark than A.J. Burnett”. Not if Peter Scolari’s at the game! #
  • McCarver suggests Yanks are blowing off Burnett because they feel bad for him. As opposed to, y’know, he’s a horrible human being. #
  • @jemelehill not seeing “District 9” before a trip to S.A. is like going to Mars w/out seeing “Mission To Mars” 1st. you’re sooo unprepared in reply to jemelehill #