Writes an outraged KT, Can you imagine what would happen to Francona if Schiling blows out an elbow or gets his shoulder junked up from pitching out of the pen? I think I can and I imagine it involves a length of rope and a bough of the Liberty Tree…

It just goes to show that Lou Piniella’s innovations are catching on. Or perhaps some of the AL East’s most vicious pranksters got together via instant message and hatched a scheme yesterday to drive sports yack radio hosts and bloggers alike insane? Coming later today, Randy Johnson and Mariano Rivera swap roles and wives.