It’s a good thing, in that case, that they have security guards.

(regardless of how the paternity tests turn out, there’s no reason Shawn and the young man on his left can’t still be good friends).

Seriously though, when Shawn Kemp starts talking about how much he owes basketball, shouldn’t David Stern pick up the phone and say, “hey, that’s ok. You don’t have to pay us back.”