Jennifer from Soft Hands probably meant to send the following to Deadspin, but you know how the interweb can be. Things get redirected by fate sometimes.
Here’s a tidbit on Gary Sheffield, found it on a messageboard devoted to stalking, admiring, whatever Jeter:
from a poster called Turn2Baby:
“[quoted from another poster]’For all of Gary’s family talk there are plenty of whispers about him and Marvett Britto.’
GIrl!!!!! I didnt think anyone knew about that. Marvett has banged half her client roster and NOT just the men, if you know what I am saying! But that’s a whole different topic all together.
Yeah, Gary and Marvett got DOWN! I know someone who worked for her and now those are some stories! If her office walls could talk!…”
Of course, “got DOWN” could mean all sorts of things. Dancing. A civil defense drill, perhaps. I’m tired of seeing the most feared player in the Yankee lineup continuously smeared by those who evny his bat speed, personal chef, loving relationship with a woman who couldn’t spell R. Kelly if you spotted her the Kelly…and cute little mustache (thanks, hstencil).
you’re welcome? i didn’t send it, prolly was that stalker guy.
yikes. at this point, i’ve got to assume that fewer than half the comments with your name are actually the other guy. never mind.
I’m tired of seeing the most feared player in the Yankee lineup continuously smeared by those who evny his bat speed…
in the context of this item that sentence made me snicker like a 6th grader. but then so do a lot of things.
Don’t know if you’ve noticed it yet, but Deadspin linked to your Sheffield post and gave you all the credit for “scooping” it.
yep, caught that. I just hope everyone understands what an incredibly unselfish act it was on the part of Jennifer to send that sordid Sheff story my way instead of running with it herself, thus garnering the highly coveted PUBLIC recognition from Deadspin. Have you been checking their “guide to the web” every ten minutes or not? How did you manage to find anything sports-related to stare at until now?
As it stands, Jennifer passed on the opportunity of a lifetime, and I’m merely blessed to be a satellite in Deadspin’s glittering universe.
Hey, here’s a newflash that will stun you : STUART SCOTT SUCKS. Is your mind blown yet?
unselfish? not so much. i don’t know which scares me more, gary sheffield or his totally platonic lady associate’s weave.
anyway, they’ll get no scoops from me, and i’ve got some fun stuff. too bad!