Forgive me if I’m a bit late on the wonders of Straight Cash Homey ; much the way I only just learned of The Keyboard Cat, I’m awfully behind the curve when it comes to internet memes and schemes. S.C.H. could’ve been called “Weirdly Inappropriate Uni Watch”, but aside from having dodged a trademark infringement claim from Paul Lukas, they’re doing fine work uncovering names and numbers you didn’t quite expect to see in public (not in 2009, anyway). Though I took some personal pride in spotting a grade-schooler wearing a Blazers Zach Randolph jersey earlier this year, I’m afraid said find pales in comparison to S.C.H.’s exhibition of the photograph below.