(neither of these men is Mike Piazza or Doug Mientkiewicz. As you might’ve noticed)

Writes Sam Frank,

Re : Mike Jacobs.

Is this guy for real? 4 home runs, plus a near miss, in 13 at-bats, plus 3 walks? The walks are almost as encouraging as the homers–he’s not stressed at the plate and has an eye for the zone, so maybe it’s not just beginner’s luck.Is this guy for real? 4 home runs, plus a near miss, in 13 at-bats, plus 3 walks? The walks are almost as encouraging as the homers–he’s not stressed at the plate and has an eye for the zone, so maybe it’s not just beginner’s luck.

Hard to say. 27 HR’s and 95 RBI’s at Binghamton says he might not be a fluke. On the other hand, the pitching gets tougher the second or third time the league has seen you. Or at least that’s the way I remember it with Kevin Maas or Shane Spencer. Still, I’d rather bask in Jacobs’ glory, however fleeting, than see Jose Offerman getting a start.

On Tuesday night, KTAR’s Greg Schuttle and Ken Phelps were grousing about Ramon Castro swinging at a 2-0 pitch with the Mets leading by 10 runs. On Wednesday, with New York up by 5 runs early in the game, the duo began speculating about the Mets stealing signs. It must be hard to protect the integrity of the game night after night when you have to watch such shitty pitching.

Still, you’ve got to give the Diamondbacks full credit for standing up for themselves. A lot of other teams would’ve waited for the Mets to take a 20 run lead before throwing at Kaz Matsui.