(salvation miracles, who let this boozy, cigar-chomping, poorly dressed thug onto the field?)

Mets 4. Marlins 0

Jose Valentin’s Little Mustache went deep twice, Steve Trachsel allowed a mere 3 hits over 6 and a third innings, and with their 91st victory of 2006, Willie Randolph’s plucky band of low salaried overachievers (oh come on, like you thought Valentin would still have a job by May) have won their first divisional crown since 1988.

Pics and further commentary to follow later tonight, but for now, in the words of the Bard Of Hookset, NH, Bobby Cox Can Eat My Fuck.

P.S. Does Lima Time get a full playoff share?