Credited with steadying the ship at Milwall following Nigel Spackman’s dismissal, midtable Milwall of League One have named caretaker manager Willie Donachie their permanent boss.
Liverpool and PSV Eindhoven are scoreless after 26 minutes in their Champions League Group C clash. I’ve got to go purchase dog food and shall be TiVo’ing the rest, and I’ll thank you very much not to text me the result, nor any further news about what Homeland Security are doing to keep us safe. I hate having surprises spoiled.
(UPDATE : Liverpool 2, PSV 0, and Didier Drogba suffered an ankle injury in Chelsea’s 1-0 defeat at Werder Bremen. Thank you to everyone who respected my wishes by texting incorrect scores and misleading headlines about terrorist attacks).