“An understated mustache, it creates a mood that doesn’t have a “Where’s the party?” type of vibe, but rather “I’m going to let the party come to me” feel.”

Not to nitpick with the organizers of this competition, nor the voting public, but it’s kind of amazing that Sal Fasano’s cup of coffee with the Yankees was enough to make him eligible for a “Great Mustaches In New York Sports” title.