Peter Wade of Brooklyn Mutt has a pal at Fox Sports who was the apparent recipient of the below email after a local affiliate switched from the Rams’ defeat of the Cowboys to Sunday’s 49ers/Giants tilt.

To whom it may concern,

You FUCKING SUCK!!! How can you pull a game off the air that i am a fan of a sucky team, who is handing the cowboys ass to them. so i can watch the FUCKING 49nres. Does your wife keep your balls in her nightsatnd? Becaues you have a void where your balls should be! Feel free to contact me you cock sucker!!!!

(949)-XXXXX If you have the nuts, which i think are in your mouth!
Sincerly yous,
St. Louis Ram Fan! please call PUSSY

It’s shocking stuff. Who knew Brett Myers took the NFL so seriously?