While the WaPo’s Jasons Reid and La Canfora report the Redskins are still trying to swap their 21st overall pick in Saturday’s draft for disgruntled Bengals WR Chad Johnson, Ocho Cinco appeared on “SportsCenter” last night and insisted that if Cincinnati won’t honor his trade demand, “I can get a gig with Clooney. Make a movie.  He loves me.”

Johnson didn’t elaborate about which project he and close friend George might collaborate on, but surely there’s a screenwriter out there who can envision a new, outspoken character for the above program’s long awaited, feature-length reunion?