The ChiSox Sweep? Swoopes Coming Out? Manny Legace Being Manny? A NYC-based social climber continuing to bore us with his blatant homesickness for St. Louis?

(cold, cold medicine, brewing again for Bruins fans)

All worthy nominees, but instead, I submit the following, culled from the Providence Journal’s Joe McDonald . Not only are the Providence Bruins wearing a 3rd jersey (gold, ala the 1960 Boston Bruins), but the Baby B’s venue, the unfortunately named Dunkin’ Donuts Center (formerly the Providence Civic Center) is now servingNarragansett Beer for the first time in 25 years.