There’s was nothing remotely prescient about my attempts earlier this evening to dump a ticket to the Mets’ 4-0 loss to the Pirates to any takers via a popular social media platform, though I did add that I was , “thanking you in advance for not keying Doug Sisk’s car.”

Derek Erdman, currently exhibiting his “Food Is My Girlfriend” show at Seattle’s Proletariat Pizza, claims the below portrait of Sisk’s reaction to the Challenger Disaster was completed in the 3rd grade.