Thanks to Lyle Hysen for forwarding the following item from Female First (which, if I’m not mistaken, he shouldn’t be allowed to look at).

SIR PAUL McCARTNEY’S amputee wife HEATHER MILLS McCARTNEY lost her prosthetic leg during a violent confrontation with security guards at JENNIFER LOPEZ’s New York office. .

The incident happened on Tuesday (13SEP05) as the former model-turned animal rights activist attempted to deliver a People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) DVD showing creatures being killed for fur to Lopez, following a demonstration at which the 37-year-old pleaded with fans to boycott the superstar’s music, movies and clothes because she uses fur in her fashion range Sweetface. .

They’ve got a problem with the caps lock over at Female First, a nasty condition not nearly as serious as losing one’s prosthetic leg, but a dangerous one just the same. Perhaps an educational DVD is in order?