The above photograph comes to us courtesy of Christa Min. I have no idea what the hell is going on here.
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Sorry, I forgot to add this:
Zaun bought a (shitty) guitar for Slash to sign, and he, “like, spent ten minutes signing it” because Slash is just a regular guy.
In a TV interview, Zaun also said that if he wasn’t a baseball player, he would want to be Slash.
If I wasn’t a sack of shit, I’d want to be Slash too.
Jeez, nice catch on that article. I was sure the picture was a (bizarre, unclearly intended) fake. Anyway, it’s another chapter in G n’ f’n R’s romance with sports jerseys. Slash rocking the Reed Johnson/Dave McCarty dual jersey (hello… ebay!) to make his “hard rock twist” on O Canada that much mo’ hotter; Axl showing up at the MTV Video Music Awards last year with a ghostly pallor, Bo Derek’s braids and a black Jerry Rice Raiders jersey; Izzy Stradlin leading his JuJu Hounds through set after smoking set while proudly sporting a purple-and-green Terrell Brandon replica Bucks jersey; Steven Adler idly wandering the grounds in his silver Shawn Springs third-color Seahawks jersey… these GnR guys love sports. Wait, does “sports” mean “whatever controlled substances are laid in front of them?”
Also, how predictable was it that Johnny Damon would work his way into that article? Jeff Johnson has been working-over Damon all week over at fittedsweats.blogspot.com, and it’s definitely worth reading.