Plymouth Argyle have announced the appointment of former Stoke City, Gillingham and Portsmouth boss Tony Pulis as their new manager following the recent firing of Bobby Williamson.
Save for pre and postmatch Champions League chit chat, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho claims he’ll not participate in further banter. There’s been no tally of the print and television journalists who have killed themselves in the wake of this edict, but we hope to have more news by Monday morning.