If anyone can tell me where to score a quantity of the new crop of 420 commonly known on, uh, the street, as “Coach Killer”, by all means, hook me up. Purely for research purposes, of course. From the Associated Press.

Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that contained a residue “closely associated with marijuana,” police said yesterday.

The Falcons’ quarterback entered a concourse yesterday morning at the airport with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said.

The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained “a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana,” the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle’s label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said.

Much as I believe that everyone is innocent until proven guilty, it sends the wrong message to Vick’s teammates and the young people of America for such incidents to go unpunished. Coach Shula has no choice but to make Matt Leinart the starting QB at Briscoe High for the remainder of the season.