[Vlad “the October Surprise” Putin, seen in Russia, looking at Gov. Palin’s house]
On the heels of Kimbo Slice’s humiliating UFC defeat this weekend, extreme sports enthusiast and James Bond villain Vladimir Putin has released a new judo video, “Let’s Learn Judo with Vladimir.” While the State Dept has yet to comment, it’s clearly going to have political consequences during this year’s Presidential elections. In 2004, al-Qaeda released videos during October to throw the election, and Putin’s video is clearly a foreign policy challenge. Should foreign relations between Russia and America come down to hand to hand combat, are we sending McCain or Obama into that ring? One man is tested in combat, the other “ nearly 30 years younger, a good swimmer, and an alleged ball-hog. The Sydney Morning Herald reports it thus:
Vladimir Putin is out on video as a judo master. Russian state-controlled media already have shown the powerful prime minister at the wheel of massive racing truck, shirtless on a fishing excursion, and tracking a tiger through the Siberian forest – just a few of the he-man presentations designed to boost his public image.
On Tuesday, he presented an instructional judo DVD that bears his name and shows him throwing an opponent to the mat.
“Let’s Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin” is the product of collaboration between Putin – a black belt – and other judo enthusiasts, including former World and Olympic judo champion Yasuhiro Yamashita. It apparently was privately made and intended mainly for Russians studying judo.
Early Tuesday morning, minutes into his 56th birthday, Putin talked about the video at a presentation before journalists and other guests at a state-owned venue. Putin said the video’s title was little more than an “advertising trick”. Anyone who watches it “will be learning not from your humble servant but from real geniuses” of the martial art, he said.
Portions of the promotion and the video were shown on Russian television later Tuesday. The video depicted a black-clad Putin talking about the history and philosophy of judo, as well as a white-robed Putin demonstrating moves against a practice partner – and throwing him to the mat several times.
“In a bout, compromises and concessions are permissible, but only in one case: if it is for victory,” Putin says at one point in the video, as Asian-style music plays on the soundtrack.
Putin is a one-time judo champion of his home city St. Petersburg, called Leningrad at the time, and he doesn’t hesitate to promote the sport.
For instance, the former Russian president has disclosed that French President Nicolas Sarkozy wants to take some martial arts lessons.
“He is interested in martial arts, and we have decided to do some training together,” Le Figaro, a leading French newspaper, quoted Putin as saying in an interview published last month.
This is exactly why we need John McCain. Russia, along with other countries are forming an alliance similar to NATO. They openly speak of the end of the “Great Empire.” I need someone who has unquestionable dedication to my country. Someoone who would defend my country even if he heard nagatives from his wife or pastor. I want to be Ronald Reagan STRONG! Not Jimmy Carter WEAK!!