Am I the only person who thinks Randy Moss in a Patriots uniform is just the sort of thing that would really elevate the level of discussion on WEEI after baseball season’s over?

WR Daunte Stallworth remains unsigned amidst a flurry of player movement, a situation that may or may not have something to do with his placement in the NFL’s substance-abuse program being leaked over the weekend.

In the wake of Ron Borges’ public humilation, here’s another case of Excellence In Journalism, as conveyed by Pro Football Talk :

On Monday, the Tribune-Review reported that Steelers cornerback Deshea Townsend and practice squad player Raymond Burgess were arrested over the weekend.

But we later learned that Burgess is not, and never has been, a member of the team. Instead, he’s a bartender at the club where the fight occurred.

And, apparently, we’re right. Because the Tribune-Review story has been revised, with no reference to the fact that it ever said that Burgess played for the Steelers.

Will Leitch thinks there’s something particularly pathetic about a 16 year old kid inviting Peyton Manning to his birthday party (with a $200K fee, naturally).

Will really oughta cut the contemporary Richie Rich some slack. I mean, it’s not like he could’ve bought an hour of Kurt Cobain’s time, even if he tried.