(the late Woody Hayes, contemplating how much he’d like to stomp on Mike Leach’s windpipe)
While the President Elect used an election eve chat with Chris Berman to advocated a playoff system to determine college football’s national champion, Reason’s Steve Chapman opines that Barack Obama “failed to address two far more grievous afflictions plaguing the game: a gross surplus of scoring and a mortifying multiplicity of bowls.”
In the 1969 “game of the century” between No. 1 Texas and No. 2 Arkansas, both unbeaten, the Longhorns prevailed by 15-14, which was considered perfectly normal. In 1966, when No. 1 Notre Dame and No. 2 Michigan State battled to a 10-10 tie, the stands were not littered afterward with the corpses of fans who died of boredom.
How things have changed. The last two BCS title games yielded an average of 65.5 points per game”more than both of those earlier “national title” games put together. If there was any surprise in the last two title matchups, it’s that there wasn’t more scoring.
Today, after all, the entire point of the modern game seems to be to avoid all that unpleasant blocking and tackling, in favor of 60 minutes of keepaway. Last season, major college teams hit an all-time high, averaging a total of 58.5 points per game”up by 11 points in the last 20 years. On average, there were more than seven touchdowns in every game. (By contrast, according to the sports data service STATS, NFL scoring has been stable since 1987.)
All the scoreboard activity at the college level is the product of more frequent and more effective passing. The typical team now spends more time airborne than JetBlue, throwing 34 times every time it takes the field.
But if I wanted to see two teams racing back and forth throwing the ball and scoring incessantly from start to finish, I’d be watching the NBA. In fact, one of the minds who shaped this new game, outgoing Purdue coach Joe Tiller, called it “basketball on grass,” which he did not mean as a disparagement.
He also called it “sissy ball,” which is undoubtedly one of the milder terms the legendary Ohio State coach Woody Hayes would have used. Hayes, who harbored a deep distrust of the forward pass, approvingly described football as a “crunching, frontal assault of muscle against muscle, bone upon bone, will against will.” Those words do not conjure up the spread offense, which deploys up to five receivers whose goal is to elude touching, much less crunching.