(I would never dream of mocking anyone who considered the above establishment their house of worship)
Observe Dress and Grooming Standards
Obey the law and all campus policies
Participate regularly in church services
Live a chaste and virtuous life
Use clean language
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code.
CSTB’s hateful readership will note that nowhere in the Honor Code is there any mention of not kicking a field goal against UCLA while leading 56-0.