RHP Jose Lima, 13-5 last year (4.07 ERA) for the NL West Champion Dodgers, has signed a one-year deal with Kansas City.

In an unrelated story, the Missouri Board Of Health plans to distribute 40,000 pamphlets on the dangers of genital herpes to all fans attending opening day at Kaufman Stadium.

(Jose : he’s invited back, but he just can’t use the bathroom)