…but just homeriffic enough to make this piece of alleged news a front page story :

From their West Side convent and retirement center, they’ve prayed every couple of hours every day during the playoffs for their beloved Spurs to prevail.

“We pray with faith. We know he’s listening,” said Sister Olga Muñoz whose religious order is noted for educating youths at inner-city schools and parishes. “Of course, the outcome is up to him.”

“We want them to win,” Sister Rosabla Garcia  said. “They have a very open way of thinking and playing the game. They think of each other.”