Pittsburgh 14, Seattle 10 (end of the third quarter)

If so many Matt Hasselbeck passes weren’t hitting Jeremy Stevens in the bad part of the hands, the Seahawks would be comfortably ahead. Well , that and the confusing lack of wind on all those long FG attempts.

Willie Parker’s 75 yard TD run at the start of the 3rd quarter was the longest such scamper from scrimmage in Super Bowl history. A nice bit of running, but I’ve heard Mick Taylor is just as effective at evading creditors, and he doesn’t have Allen Faneca blocking for him.

I hope everyone was very impressed by the Human Whoopie Cushion referencing Harold Pinter’s “American Football” during his “live blogging” of today’s game. I can’t imagine under what possible circumstances such a thing would come up.