(dig in!)

No less an authority than Michael Wilbon has declared the NBA’s All-Star Weekend to be “Black America’s Thanksgiving” (White folks, of course, settling for uh, Thanksgiving). And with that hanging over our heads, let us give thanks for the announcement of the fan-voted starters for this year’s bash.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Guards
LeBron James, Cavs
Allen Iverson, Sixers

Forwards
Vince Carter, Nets
Grant Hill, Magic

Center
Shaquille O’Neal, Heat

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Guards
Tracy McGrady, Rockets
Kobe Bryant, Lakers

Forwards
Kevin Garnett, Timberwolves
Tim Duncan, Spurs

Center
Yao Ming, Rockets .

Can someone elucidate me as to who the heck voted for Vince Carter? It wasn’t Raptors fans.