(Stevie on the left, with Bill Bellamy, star of the upcoming “Getting Played” and the 1997’s Palme d’or winning, “Def Jam’s ‘How To Be A Player'”)

The afternoon after Kenyon Dooling was captured on video chasing the Sonics’ Ray Allen into the locker room, the Magic have suspended G Steve Francis for the time-honored vague infraction of “conduct detrimental to the team.”

I’m pretty sure Francis’ offense was neither a) slamming the piano lid on Grant Hill’s hands or b) missing a flight so he could attend the Super Bowl.