(QPR’s Gianni Paladini. Not shown – man holding a gun to his head)

A word of advice to any clubs in the Hellenic League look to schedule a fund-raising friendly with a certain West London side that wears blue & white ; it probably isn’t worth the trouble.

My favorite part of Rangers’ reason for the cancellation : “the match had been arranged with R™s Assistant Manager Richard Hill, who has since been suspended by the Club in the wake of his involvement in a behind closed doors match in February.”