News of 2007’s finest meeting of the minds is forwarded by Maura Johnston. From AOL Music’s David Sprague :
Staind frontman Aaron Lewis (left), has decided to team up with David Wells (right), his fastball-tossing doppelganger, as part of a battery that could strike fear in the collective heart of critterdom. The terrible twosome are working on an as-yet-untitled television show that centers around the fine art of trapping and killing fish and fowl of all manner.
Although there’s a wide choice of weaponry out there, we’re guessing that Wells will go the traditional route and try to bop a beast or two with the high, hard one. But as for Lewis, we’re hoping he eschews the tried-and-true crossbow route trodden by Ted Nugent in favor of something more original — we’d kind of like to see him fell an elk with a speed-spat tongue-stud.
Because if there’s one thing we can agree on, there aren’t enough fishing or hunting shows on weekend mornings. Otherwise known as, “How can an artificial bait company have enough money for a commercial like this?”