In the tradition of the old-fashioned Sunday photo sections once found in the newspapers our grandparents read, I present this Sun-Times series of the “hottest” White Sox fans in town. For those of you who haven’t been to the South Side, or visited the skyboxes of the Cell, I’m just saying, the working man’s paper wouldn’t kid you as to South Side hot. And btw, please note that most of them indeed do have teeth.
I think that by ‘hot’ they meant that these fans have really high body temperatures. My dreams get all psychedelic and shit when I get a fever; my dreams look like these photos, in other words.
In my defense: I know there are plenty of people can buy swimwear without trying it on and taking it for a test drive down Michigan Avenue, but I’m just not one of them.