Is Rayfield Wright the first HOF inductee to use the Canton stage to thank his ghostwriter for “keeping me real”? If so, everyone else ought consider it.

Larry Csnoka’s looking pretty well considering his recent ordeal. So is Norv Turner, but I don’t understand how the latter got such great seats.

Someone should tell Steve Young that it is considered rude to check one’s text messages while an emotional speech is being given. Even if Ian Ziering is sending the texts.

There’s some sort of conversation taking place between Young and Roger Staubach. Hopefully it’s about something other than Chris Simms’ upbringing.

Al Davis (above) cuts an extremely dashing figure while introducing John Madden. That said, I suspect that still photography will be insufficient to verify such a claim in tomorrow’s papers.