WFMU’s Bryce K was amongst the 4 lucky persons selected to meet with the supposedly not-dead-in-the-least Andy Kauffman this morning at 10am eastern. The Twitter page established to convey the results of this press conference is suitably cryptic, though WFMU’s Brian Turner was hopeful that “we can follow either Andy’s return, or Bryce and three other hapless people getting murdered by a psychopath.”