…is that no one’s found a way to blame it on Milton Bradley.  Dempster’s mishap recalled other bizarre baseball maladies, some of which might in fact, be urban myth. For instance, Kevin Mitchell’s said to have strained a muscle while vomiting, when he could just as easily have hurt himself while atttempting to behead a kitty cat.  The one about Smoltz burning his own chest while ironing a shirt is a bit misleading — rarely has it been mentioned that Steve Avery was holding the iron.