The words “Roy In Cling-film” might not quite resonate like, say, “Tom Of Finland”, but give it time. Brian Turner has already introduced us to this otherwordly peccadillo, and his talented colleague, Bronwyn Carlton, delves even further into what she calls “the greatest novel of the 21st Century.”

Yes, even better than Peter Golenbock’s Mickey Mantle-Fucking-Marilyn-Monroe tome.

(the other Roy O. was unavailable for comment)