Aware of White Sox skipper Ozzie Guillen’s habit of occasionally answering email from the great unwashed, the Chicago Tribune’s Rick Morrissey conducted a little experiment ; how many annoying messages would it require to get Ozzie’s goat?
“Ozzie:
I just saw your car dealership ad with Piniella. You should stick to managing. 77-year-old Jack McKeon can rap better than you.
Rick”
Then I forgot about it. Four hours later, I checked my mail, and there it was. From: [email protected]. I opened it.
“You have to be stupid. Get a life, loser. I hope you have no kids. They have to be like you.”
OK, I guess I asked for that. I e-mailed him back.
“My kids are just like me. And they can rap too. We’re going to start a new group. The Von Rapp Family.”
A half-hour later, Ozzie replied.
“I feel sorry for them. Poor family.”
I’ll admit it. I was feeling a bit sheepish about e-mailing him semi-anonymously. Each time he e-mailed me, I felt as if I were doing something illegal. On the other hand, what the hell.
I responded.
“I’m going to raise one of them to be a baseball manager. It looks like easy money. What’s Kenny Williams’ e-mail address?”
At 4:30 p.m., about 90 minutes before Saturday’s Sox-A’s game, Guillen replied.
“Good, and he’ll have to deal with stupid people like you. Jajajajaja.”
Had Ozzie been provoked by say, a blogger, we might well read one of Morrisey’s colleagues asking exactly what purpose is served by trying to goad Guillen into flipping out. If a radio station engaged in such a prank, the White Sox might well pull their advertising. How many messages from the general public does Rick Morrisey receive each day, and how many of his replies are made public?
Not to be nitpicky, but Morrissey works for the Chicago Tribune. The Sun-Times only needs Mariotti to ridicule athletes.
not nit-picky at all, John. Man, guess who flunked reading comprehension today.