One of CardNilly’s many observations about the Redbirds’ new home :

I am constantly amazed by all the good money-making ideas there are out there. Case in point ” prior to the Cards games, you can text a message to a certain US Cellular number, and have that message appear on the center field scoreboard. It™s just a low price of $2.99, but isn™t that a small price to pay to declare your undying love for (all actual examples) Ty, Johnny, Bevin, or JJ Hardy? I mean, come on! You know you want to!

Indeed, there are many great text messages that come to mind that would no doubt be appropriate for the Busch scoreboard.

YOU ALL HAVE GONORRHEA”
“BIG MAC SUX, DOGS R CUDDLY -TONY”
LEON – CALL ME. – JOE B.”