• McCarver’s cracking up over the Vladmir Shpunt story. Please, no one tell Tim the Red Sox once hired Eric Van. He might totally lose it. #
  • 3 wrong things all at once : Wevie Stonder on the mound, Buck on the microphone, Vin Scully in the stands #
  • Joe Buck just said something funny. Perhaps for the first time in history. I’m totally confused now. #
  • big question in the world of rock criticism : will Paul Shirley give Pavement’s sat estival gig a better review than @ZamboniRodeo did? #
  • Youkilis, HR over the Monster. McCarver has not asked if it was the most satisfying HR of Youk’s career. #
  • Danzig instore in Boise http://mysp.ac/dBHsCV NO ONE AT THE RECORD EXCHANGE MAY LOOK DANZING IN THE EYE #
  • McCarver asks if Manny’s 6th inning at Fenway today HR “was the most satisfying HR he’s ever hit?” Yeah, Ramirez HATES Tim Wakefield. #
  • TOO SOON RT @CursedCleveland: Was ESPN being cute w/ “Humanitarian Bol Dies at 47”? some want to see the death of bowl system but come on. #
  • surely Yankee Stadium is beyond yr jurisdiction? RT @RealSheriffJoe I’m rounding up deadbeat dads . Over 30 in custody. Happy Father’s day. #
  • once I find that quality content, I’ll be sure to let you all know. DON’T WAIT UP! #
  • going by Bissinger logic, since I have 5 times as many followers as LowIQEmpireNYY, I’m free to swipe his quality content sans attribution #
  • RT @ShawnCBagger: Heavy Metal just took a moment to mention the passing of Dio after he was thrown from the ring. Lucha libre! Ha! #
  • bummed out by the death of Quentin Crisp in 1999? Cheer the fuck up.! He’s alive, well and no less pithy the in form of @EvilEmpireNYY #
  • if I’m gonna be called “a bitter clown”, best that it comes from a subliterate apologist for a drunken, slovenly narcissist (@EvilEmpireNYY) #
  • I’ve said nothing of pies, Rollo. That was a retweet from @scratchbomb. Best of luck w/ the adult literacy classes. http://bit.ly/aLzR0P #
  • RT @benschwartzy Tony Hayward went yachting? Shouldn’t part of his sentence be that water gets a retraining order on him? #
  • RT @scratchbomb: Reyes claps when he gets a big hit. that can’t measure up to the quiet dignity of smashing cream pies in people’s faces #
  • magazine is too small for a head shot that huge RT @neelc13: Joba never had a spread in GQ? #
  • Reyes – the most innocent embodiment of joie de vire in MLB. Joba – worse than Hitler, Jim Belushi and Bubba Sparxxx COMBINED #hyperbole #
  • by contrast, Chamberlain is a sickening, repulsive lout better suited for a cable reality show than the field of athletic competition. #
  • so what’s the diff between Jose and Joba? simple – former is an exciting, multi-talented ballplayer whose love of the game is infectious… #
  • Rivera has an uneventful 9th, Yanks win. 24 hrs for Jose to practice rounding bases w/ one flap down, jogging at A-Rod-esque speed, etc. #
  • RT @JP613: @evilempireNYY i’ll come to @cstbt‘s defense. having “yanx r pissed at jose” shoved down our throat, its a bit hypocrital 4 joba #
  • @EvilEmpireNYY the fist pump I can live with. It’s his fat fuckin’ head that’s blocking the sun! in reply to EvilEmpireNYY #
  • Wright flails at 55 footer from Joba, latter acts like he won the lottery, Shortlist Award and Turner Prize. #Yankees 5, #Mets 3, btm 8th #
  • insane number of near-misses for both #cmr and #den in the last 90 seconds. much easier to score in the bronx today #worldcup #
  • RT @dontbeabrick: Everyone’s praising Manute Bol’s work in the Sudan, but it’s also okay to laugh (at Barkley’s shirt): http://bit.ly/bMaFV #
  • RT @KenDavidoff: Know why the #Yankees don’t show the “Animal House” clip anymore? @IAmCentaur insisted. His uncle played Nidermeyer’s horse #
  • upon reading the tweet reports of Joe Schad’s nuptials, am I the only person who thought of a tasteless joke involving Chip Brown? #
  • Pirates refuse to fire GM, manager, terminate racing pierogi, instead. For Facebooking! http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10170/1066854-63.stm #
  • fuzzy footage of Bol’s blocking prowess http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIYjXXvZrsI #
  • RIP, Manute Bol http://bit.ly/ctUd3u #
  • bronx history of great rhyming comes to an end RT @metsgrrl: “Jose” chant turned into “you’re gay” by Yankee Stadium faithful. #subwayseries #
  • ‘Sheed reportedly wants to coach HS basketball. This could be better than “Hoosiers” http://bit.ly/dgV6S6 #
  • the Linda McMahon campaign purchases google ads on The Wrestling Observer’s website. Possibly not a great use of campaign funds #
  • of course he was there. You’re gonna hire movers and not supervise? RT @darrenrovell Give LeBron credit for showing up to the Akron rally . #
  • HR to right off Hughes, 2nd on the day. Mets 2, Yankees 1, top 3rd RT @djshort: Jose Reyes looks like a No. 3 hitter. #
  • Anelka to Domenech : “go fuck yourself, you dirty son of a whore” #fra #worldcup http://bit.ly/apJMTq #
  • Lame Wayne : sorry I’m a petulant jerk #eng #worldcup http://bit.ly/9OHDQr #
  • leadoff HR for Reyes. “That would’ve been a HR anywhere” says Keith, loathe to give credit. #Mets 1, #Yankees 0, top 1st #
  • “DAMN YOU, LAURA BRANNIGAN” (ok, I’ll stop now) RT @KenDavidoff: How would Steinbrenner have reacted to the Yanks hobnobbing w/ Lady Gaga ? #
  • “REVOKE STACY Q’s SEASON TICKETS!” RT @KenDavidoff: How would Steinbrenner have reacted to the Yanks hobnobbing w/ Lady Gaga ? #
  • “ALEX, MADONNA IS BANNED FROM THE CLUBHOUSE” RT @KenDavidoff: How would Steinbrenner have reacted to the Yanks hobnobbing w/ Lady Gaga? #
  • “she’s a dude, right?” RT @KenDavidoff: How would Steinbrenner have reacted to the Yanks hobnobbing w/ Lady Gaga following a tough loss ? #
  • @HarveyAraton Knicks locker room? Not a cent. Dolan’s office / Str8 Shot rehearsal room? Name your price, I’ll raise the $$ at kickstarter in reply to HarveyAraton #
  • RT @charles_star They are giving vuvuzelas to the first 15K fans at today’s Marlins game. Which means they are giving away ~10K vuvuzelas. #
  • Jeter – bruised heel. I’m no doctor, who knew you could hurt a foot while bitching about a checked swing call? #
  • A Giant Dog, @BeerlandTexas, Friday night http://yfrog.com/4b1dqj #
  • @KBurkhardtSNY reporting Manuel says Maine won’t take Taka’s spot in the rotation, nor will he relieve. JM’s trade value = very little? #
  • is anyone’s behavior more exaggerated/scrutinized than Jose’s? RT @Brooklynmutt Francesa says Yankees are irritated at Reyes “antics”. #
  • RT @wallybackman86: Finally gettin the hang of this Twitter b.s. ReTweet = sloppy seconds for words. Is Ted Nugent on this Twitter shit? #
  • @buzzbissinger justifies “appropriation” of the phrase “douchejuice” because the creator had fewer Twitter follwers. http://alturl.com/88bn #
  • Heatley credits Holman w/”poaching”, Harkes says he “pounced” (12th min). No one has mentioned pouches, however. #GHA 0, #AUS 1 #worldcup #
  • Dikes Of Holland are due for a bad show eventually. But it’s not gonna be tonight @BeerlandTexas #
  • “Stuck On You”? RT @richarddeitsch: Watching The Talented Mr. Ripley on FX. Matt Damon brings it no matter the role. #
  • can’t believe anyone would start Pagan ahead of a healthy Beltran. But not sure a healthy Maine or Ollie should supplant Dickey//Taka #
  • @hotfootblog the way YES shows the replay of Castillo’s error, you’d think the game had been played in October, not June in reply to hotfootblog #
  • No repeat of K-Rod’s last rough night at the nu-Stadium. #Mets 4, #Yankees 0. Amazins, 11 games over .500 #
  • “FIFA source tells Yahoo Ref who disallowed game-winning USA goal to face expedited performance review” can’t Galarraga just forgive him? #
  • Takahashi, Wright showing genuine-no-kidding poise. #Mets 1, #Yanks 0, end of 6 #