Not only has Rhodri Marsden had enough of Channel 5’s baseball coverage (“the frequent hiatuses in the action made for a slightly unrewarding experience. I’m assuming they’re used to show advertisements on the US broadcast. Thank god I don’t watch cricket on US television, as I’d probably walk away with more awareness of the efficacy of Plenitude Bio Contour Eye Gel than anything to do with batting or bowling.”), but he might not be the best guy to contact if you’re looking for memorabilia from disco fever art rockers supreme Franz Ferdinand.