Houston’s Lance Berkman has torn the ACL in his right knee while playing flag football . Don’t get upset, Astros fans, we’re told it was during a “church-related function”, and given the newly flexed muscle of the faith-based community, who are you or I to find fault?

(this lame variation on one America’s most beloved games is A-OK if it benefits The Lord).

Tampa Bay’s Rocco Baldelli has suffered a similar tear to the ACL in his left knee, this time while playing ball in the backyard with his 6 year old brother.