In addition to getting more laughs at the expense of Larry Brown and Stephon Marbury (“the Best Point Guard On The Knicks’ Bench”) after their Boxing Day defeat to the Nets, the New York Post’s Peter Vescey pulls the following out of his hat :

Courtney Love is being forced to sell her Olympia, Wash., bungalow to satisfy loans and legal fees. Here’s some unsolicited advice: Claim the Jets want to move there, then have Cablevision overpay for it.