I don’t wanna scare any Dodger fans, but the Miquel Cabrera HR ball that someone in the Chavez Ravine bleachers just threw back on the field had more zip on the return trip than Jeff Weaver managed in his delivery to the plate. Cabrera, Damion Easley and Carlos Delgado have each teed off on Weaver, who looks as though someone just spilled bongwater all over his futon.