a) Great White In Concert
b) Will Leitch appearing at a chain book store.
c) a Nashville dinner theatre production of “A Bad Year For Tomatoes”
d) Air Traffic Controllers performing in an East Austin record emporium
e) a Minneapolis, MN cockfight

A : The above 5 events were the only things I could possibly think of that could draw fewer patrons, paid or otherwise, than Wednesday afternoon’s Braves Marlins game.